I just lost a post that took me about an hour to create. Rather than recreate it, I’ve decided to give you my top ten fake Tech News Headlines from 10 years in the future:
10. Google changes moto from “Don’t be evil,” to “Don’t be evil, be super-evil.”
9. Facebook tells Yahoo! $100 billion dollars is not enough.
8. Mike Arrington comes out of blogging retirement to announce Web 8.0 as the greatest web version ever.
7. Del.icio.us hits record profits of $28.32.
6. Microsoft releases a new OS named Windows Hasselhoff which it claims not even Chuck Norris can hack. Two days later it’s hacked.
5. The U.S. Government ditches the color terror warning system and begins using Technorati’s authority rankings.
4. Yahoo! drops the exclamation point after 10 disappointing years in a row.
3. MySpace officially becomes a social network exclusively for ex-convicts.
2. Apple releases a pen and pad of paper called the ipen and ipaper, it is instantly heralded as the greatest tech invention ever.
and finally…
1. Wikipedia becomes an all out porn site.
Happy Holidays.
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