I moved to Columbus a little over three months ago. My second stint in Ohio’s largest city. My first since having moved to Chicago. I’m enjoying my time here, don’t get me wrong, but some things just don’t seem right… especially on the roads.
I’ve been reading the Dispatch quite a bit and recently came across a couple of articles about Allstate’s motorist safety reports. The shock to me is that people actually seem surprised that Columbus ranks as low on the list of safest cities as it does. I’m surprised it’s not lower.
I know, I’m officially an old man. But, hey, I am turning thirty some time next year. I don’t like to just whine though, so I have some suggestions:
- Ban non-hands-free talking on your phone. Seriously, I think there may be a quota on the amount you are required to talk on your phone while driving.
- Enforce the texting while driving ban. Your car is not your mobile office. It’s a method of transportation. Use it as one.
- Stop adding more capacity. May seem counter intuitive, but I honestly think Columbus’s roads are too open. There’s very little traffic on 270 (which I’m on a lot, so maybe a bit narrow of a view) which results in no one being on the same page… some people are flying, others are going at or under the speed limit… there’s no consistency and it adds to the danger on the road. If the roads weren’t so open people would have to get on the same page and slow down, there would be no choice. Now we have three open lanes and someone that is willing to cut across each one without looking.
- Make sure that driver’s don’t merge onto the expressway until the solid lines stop! There’s (usually) plenty of time to merge, don’t jump the gun, it just adds to the difficulty of others trying to merge.
- Do something about public transportation. The system is weak and unappealing. Make it better, take people off the roads. And while you’re at it make more areas bike friendly for the same reason.
Dear Columbus,
You can’t drive.
Love,
J.D. Amer
